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WARNING: Suitable for all Sires, Neonates, and Fledglings. THIS IS MOST OF THE LETTER I SENT TO CLAN TYNKER. CHECK THEM OUT AT THE RENISSANCE FAIR. THEY ARE THE ORIGINAL DESERT NINJA SPIDER CLOWNS. THEY TAUGHT MOST OF THE CLOWNS IN MY LOCAL AREA ALL THEY KNOW. MONITOR YOUR FLEDGLINGS.
Dear Clan Tynker,
I got silenced by the man for some Demon and Angel posts I did in a Demon and Angel forum. My posts focused on fun, humor, and individuality. I thought of your coterie and it all just went away. If anyone is near a Renissance festival and has a chance, stop and see Clan Tynker.
Some Facts About Clan Tynker and fools in general:
1). You make people laugh.
2). You know the king personally.
3). You’re his royal highness's grand vizier and court juggalo [Highest titles for ANY magic user].
4). You don’t care that you have that title.
5). You help all beings in the universe realize that there are much more important things than the city life and the mundane.
6) You woke up one day and went to the desert ninja spider clown school and the first thing they told you is, “You accept you are not normal. Well done.”
7). You don’t need violence to solve your problems.
I’ve been a fan of yours since you were Fledglings. Best wishes!
Sensible Cenobite