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WARNING:  Suitable for all Sires, Neonates, and Fledglings.  This is one of the posts that got me silenced on another website's form.  Man they have no sense of humor.

Hi my young technology babies! I noticed my blogs are at the top of the charts. But there is one problem. I need a Hiedi Klum, Howie Mandel, Mel B, Simon Cowell, and a Terry Crews to punch my proverbial junk in to make me better. I would prefer not to live in an echo chamber and need some feedback please.

To prove that you neonates aren’t shrunken heads in vats attached to wires, PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS POLL WITH YOUR CREATURE TYPE [Vampire, Werewolf, Changeling, Abomination, Mage, Wraith, Angel, Demon, etc]:

Which is better:

1) A boat load of pirate ninjas

2) A squadron of ninja pirates

3) I ordered a true blood!

4) Penguin wrangling in a clown suit.

No one wants you to become a charted accountant. They are dreadfully boring. So please respond quickly. If you think your friends are getting close to becoming a charted accountant, make them read my blog after drinking a true blood.

Sensible answers: 1). A boat load of pirate ninjas

Sensible is an ancient robot Vampire

Best wishes!,

Sensible Cenobite

SensibleCenobite (talk) 23:26, February 10, 2019 (UTC)SensibleCenobiteSensibleCenobite (talk) 23:26, February 10, 2019 (UTC)

HuzahhhhhH! Hoot! Whoop! Hollar!  The door prize goes to StrangerThings for being the first non moderator to call in directly.  A story about a confused Caitiff leading a squadron of desert ninja spider clowns will insue as soon after the chores get done.  The back drop will take place in a village surrounded by ancient forests.  To the East is a topaz temple dedicated to Ananasa and her spiders.  They are the Ananasai outcasts with a "heart."  To the West is an ancient areceological dig site that leads to SPIDER CLOWN HELL!  Muwahahahaha!!! HONK!  Giggle.

SensibleCenobite (talk) 10:15, February 11, 2019 (UTC)SensibleCenobiteSensibleCenobite (talk) 10:15, February 11, 2019 (UTC)

Well the post is up and it's called "Journey to the Topaz Temple and back.  A tale about a Caitiff chronicler."  I hope that hits the spot StrangerThings.  Best wishes and may you make huge profit stress free on your next project.

SensibleCenobite (talk) 06:50, February 18, 2019 (UTC)SensibleCenobiteSensibleCenobite (talk) 06:50, February 18, 2019 (UTC)

If you are not caught up, I recently kicked myself in the balls!

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