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WARNING: Suitable for all Acolytes and Mages. This is just fiction, duh. NOT FOR SLEEPERS. If my blog offends you at any point, you have the option to not read it. MONITOR YOUR SLEEPERS.
Chronicle update:
So I rounded out my collection for the Chronicle and I now have one hundred five books in my DriveThruRPG.com collection. Some sectors of the franchise will have more input than the others, but I do have this lovely forum to fill in the gaps. After I get my devoted badge I'm going to get a little down time to read and sleep. If there is another badge after devoted, I swear I'll purposely not get it to proove I can earn it all back.
Dharma Journal:
Greek Style Apology to Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley [Four is the sign of death. Get a fifth name]: That's a kick ass name by the way. Anyway, I felt I was having fun with the whole Curly Sue the Idiot Savant thing, but wanted to explain.
Dear Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley,
First off, I read that you passed out on the set of the first Star Wars reboot. That really sucks and I honestly don't think my heart or acting talent would make it. You sword instructor said you were top notch and I'll take her word for it. What I meant was, the fan base and your fan base want Star Wars back. Don't listen to directors that will get your career killed. Join Master Yowzers, Master Diseasius the Street Wise, and Master Jim Kwik and use The Common Sense. Break some bones or get a hand cut off already :) Get a cybernetic upgrade of course, but seriously, you need to be held by the chains of attachment that come with being THE BEST JEDI in the galaxy. Something. Lastly, I believe in what Luke Skywalker said to you about light causing dark causing light causing dark. Try to go gray, chromatic, eat a ham sandwich, or tone down A FEW powers. Han Solo and Chewie are amazing. You are too. It takes a lot of guts to make a major motion picture and it reminds me of the game programming industry. High stress. I hope that makes you feel much better than worse.
Good luck on the next Star Wars movie!
DON’T DO THIS AT HOME SLEEPERS. CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CHANTRY. I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SLEEPY CREEPS TRYING TO THINK THEY ARE THE ANCIENT ROBOT MAGE! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there. Hallelujah, Hail Satanis, Praise Evolution,
TheBeardedDragon