The Scroll of Swallowed Darkness is a parody sourcebook for Exalted Second Edition. It was released for April Fool's Day 2009.

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On the bed, on the floor, by a demon ‘til your sore,
in the tub, in the hall, up against the temple wall…
Mastery of the arts of the bedchamber and playroom comes not easily to all. Does the sound of cries echoing in your ears inspire you to greatness or great size?
This sixteen page censored excerpt adds new depths to your Exalted series: intrigue and manipulation, unrestrained sexuality, dangerous seducers and sex magic, opening a variety of new opportunities for every Exalt.
A character book for Exalted 2nd Edition
  • Advice on creating the ultimate Exalted lover.
  • Quotes from the infamous text A Lover Clad in Blue.'
  • New Charms to use in your Exalted game.



This was the White Wolf April Fool's Day joke for 2009, but has remained available on DriveThruRPG. It exists in two version: the free version is censored, while the uncensored version is $0.59.

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Exalted: Manual of Exalted Power: The Infernals Bullet-pdf
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Exalted: Compass of Celestial Directions Vol. 5: Malfeas Bullet-pdf
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