Crumbcoat and Ganache are a pair of twin True Fae chefs.


This porridge tastes of piss. For every sigh of disgust we make, slave, you shall lose a pint of blood.

The creatures known as Crumbcoat and Ganache are unusual in their cooperation with one another. For all their claims to be master chefs, none have ever seen them cook. Instead, they have their changeling servants do all their cooking for them. The twins merely taste the meals made, exacting punishment on those who do poorly and taking as a lover those who do well. Which fate is the worse of the two remains debatable.


Near identical, the twin Others are shriveled, thin, men with greasy lips and serpents’ tongues. Both wear chef coats covered in stains both of ordinary and of less than pleasant origins. Beneath the coats rest a host of surgical tools. The only point of difference between the twins is their eye color: Crumbcoat’s are bile yellow, while Ganache’s are chocolate brown.


Despite the True Fae’s distaste for Ogres, both Gristlegrinders (the Glutton, for instance) and Cyclopeans are fairly common kiths in Crumbcoat and Ganache’s stable. Other kiths include several forms of Wizened (Artists, Brewers, Chatelaines, and Chirurgeons are not uncommon) or perhaps the occasional Bright One or Muse.

Character Sheet

Mental Attributes: Intelligence 3, Wits 6, Resolve 2
Crumbcoat and Ganache

Physical Attributes: Strength 2, Dexterity 5, Stamina 3
Social Attributes: Presence 3, Manipulation 5, Composure 5
Mental Skills: Crafts 3, Investigation (Taste) 4, Medicine 2, Politics 4
Physical Skills: Larceny 1, Stealth (Spying) 3, Survival 3, Weaponry (Cooking Implements) 2
Social Skills: Animal Ken 1, Empathy 1, Intimidation 4, Persuasion 2, Socialize 2, Subterfuge 4
Merits: Ambidextrous, Fast Reflexes 2, Harvest (Emotions) 3, Token (Hedgespun Raiment: Chef’s Coats) 3
Willpower: 7
Virtue: Hope
Vice: Gluttony
Initiative: 12
Defense: 6
Size: 4
Speed: 12
Health: 7
Wyrd: 5
Contracts: Artifice •••••, Dream ••, Hearth •••, Darkness •••
Glamour/per Turn: 14/5
Frailties: Aversion to black pepper (minor bane); painful aversion to their own personal cutlery (major bane)
Mien Blessings: Binding Skin, Inebriating Elixir (Artist), Smell the Blood (Cyclopean)
Type Damage Range Dice Pool
Meat Cleaver 1(L)



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