Captain Lou runs a charter boat service out of Kailua Bay, taking high-paying customers out on the sea to catch the "big fish." While being stuck out at sea with a bunch of vapid tourists may seem like hell to one of the Kithain, when the tourist catches their longed-for fish, the Glamour they exude is worth it. Lou, though, also Ravages his passengers, insulting them and goading them to catch bigger fish. No matter what they catch, he always has a biting, derogatory comment to make, quickly eliminating any pride the angler may have had for their catch. Lou does not care whether or not they feel worse from the Ravaging by the time they get back to harbor; he will never see them again anyway.