User blog:SensibleCenobite/White Wolf joke, journal, and hands of the day 6.

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Joke of the Day:

What's the definition of mixed emotions? A Thin Blood's Sire going off a cliff in her new BMW.

Dharma Journal:

My uncle snuck attack me at 7:45 am after I woke up with a head ache. Canceled the game cause I can't think at all when I'm tired. We worked on back history instead, which was needed. Mother Goose is going to cast spells by using fables, nursery rhymes, and poems. Going to take a nap then get started playing through Hell Blade.

Cards and Thirteen numbers for the day:

"The Halloween Oracle" and "Viking Oracle", by Stacey Demarco

The World 21, Rabbit [1st level, Earth], Thurisaz 3, Administrator [Saturn], Invisibility [Authenticity], Poppy, Six of Swords

Blue D10s [1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9, 9], Red D10s [0, 1, 2, 7, 8, 8]

Helping Hands for the day:

Left Hand [Tick Heroes]: Thumb [American Maid], Pointer [Arthur], Middle Finger [Sarcastro], Ring Finger [Bi Polar Bear Man], Pinkie [Tick]

Right Hand [Tick Villains]: Thumb [Ninjas], Pointer [Cockroach], Middle Finger [Red Eye], Ring Finger [The Preying Mantis], Pinkie [Semi-Billionaire]

Media for the Day:

Movie, Cabin Boy; Movie, Young Einstein; Band, Caravan Palace; www.di.fm [digitally imported internet radio]

'''DON’T DO THIS AT HOME SLEEPERS. CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CHANTRY. I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SLEEPY CREEPS TRYING TO THINK THEY ARE THE DWARVEN RUNE PRIEST SAURIAN SHAMAN! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!'''

Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there. Hallelujah, Hail Satanis, Praise Evolution,

TheBeardedDragon