User blog:SensibleCenobite/White Wolf joke, journal, and hands of the day 8.

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Joke of the Day:

What's funnier than a dead Garou in a clown suit? Two dead Garou in a clown suit.

Dharma Journal:

Wow I needed that week off. I've decided that the Hell Blade review will have to wait for a few more months. I don't seem to want to play video games anymore and would much rather help StrangerThings out with the Kindred of the East campaign. As soon as I made that decision today I felt a weight removed off of my chest. Instead of playing Hell Blade I bought Diablo 1 off of GOG a few days ago and played some casual LAN games with my mother.

I got five of my twenty four "Writing Creative Non Fiction" courses complete after my decision to put Hell Blade on the back burner. My knowledge of writing increased exponentially in two and a half hours. I made a commitment to my writing skills first and Hell Blade second. I would rather help StrangerThings second and Ninja Studios third. No biggie, you all know I love copper and bronze/brass.

Cards and Thirteen numbers for the day:

Order of cards: Tarot, Animal Spirit, Viking Oracle, Sacred Wealth Code, Halloween Oracle, Tarot

The World 21, Bat [4th level, Air], The Void 25, The Visionary [Jupiter], The Witch [The earthly weaver of worlds], Knight of Cups

Blue D10s [1, 3, 3, 3, 6, 8, 8], Red D10s [2, 2, 4, 4, 4, 5]

Helping Hands for the day:

Left Hand [80's comedians]: Thumb [Richard Pryor], Pointer [Steven Wright], Middle Finger [Eddie Murphy], Ring Finger [Tracey Ullman], Pinkie [Andrew Dice Clay]

Right Hand [90's comedians]: Thumb [Mitch Hedberg], Pointer [Whoopi Goldberg [Loaded Weapon wilderness girls scene is hilarious]], Middle Finger [George Carlin], Ring Finger [Rita Rudner], Pinkie [Chris Rock]

Media for the Day:

Mel Brooks Movies: "History of the World Part 1", "Robinhood Men in Tights", "Spaceballs", "Young Frankenstein", "Blazing Saddles"

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Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there. Hallelujah, Hail Satanis, Praise Evolution,

TheBeardedDragon