User blog:SensibleCenobite/Joke of the day AND chronicle update.

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Joke of the Day:

A Ravnos, a Knocker, and a Promethean walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Dharma Journal:

Need to take Tim Ferris's advice and get some help and focus on what I can do well and quickly. I think I'll write the skeleton of the Chronicle and let the tarot cards and animal cards be the base for Characters, Locations, and Chronicle Hooks. Also, vet out certain sources of information to use during each session and fill it in as I go. Let the Storyteller decide what to use and what to ignore.

Cards for the day:

Six of Pentacles and Firefly [Air] Chronicle update:

'''Chronicle: Ascent to Transcendence:  Each scene is associated with a tarot card. To be played face up and in reverse.'''

Five Main Actors of Chronicle:  Nine of wands, Three of wands, Two of Swords, King of Pentacles, Queen of Pentacles

Prelude: 1 hour minimum per Character in Chronicle.

Campaign 1: 7 sessions, 6 hours a piece

Campaign 2: 11 sessions, 4 hours a piece

Campaign 3: 13 sessions, 3 hours a piece

Campaign 1: Beckett's Diary: Session 1: Rude Awakening. The Fool 0, The Nightingale [Air], Cosmic Egg [Spirit], Page of Wands, Five of Wands

Campaign 1: Beckett's Diary: Session 2: Bread run for Mr. Johnson. The Hermit 9, Panther [Fire], Oyster [Water], King of Wands, Page of Cups

Campaign 1: Beckett's Diary: Session 3: White Knights and Black Mirror Wraiths. Death 13, Sea Serpent [Spirit], Camel [Fire], Seven of Swords, Three of Swords

Campaign 1: Beckett's Diary: Session 4: Horse shoes, hand grenades, and Matrix Havens. The Fool 0, Owl [Air], Tarantula [Fire], Ace of Cups, Four of Pentacles

Campaign 1: Beckett's Diary: Session 5: Dr. Beckett I presume? The Magician 1, Black Egg [Spirit], Moth [Air], Ten of Wands, Four of Wands

Campaign 1: Beckett's Diary: Session 6: Earthquakes and Elysium. The High Priestess 2, Deer [Earth], Dragon [Spirit], Knight of Swords, King of Cups

Campaign 1: Beckett's Diary: Session 7: Archaeology in Egypt. The Empress 3, Octopus [Water], Eagle [Air], Two of Pentacles, Ace of Pentacles

Campaign 2: Giza and the Great Light House: Session 1: We're off to see the Magi of Nod. The Emperor 4, Shark [Water], Crocodile [Water], Six of Pentacles, Five of Cups

Campaign 2: Giza and the Great Light House: Session 2: Garou for gardeners. The Heirophant 5, Bear [Earth], Lamb [Earth], Five of Swords, Queen of Cups

Campaign 2: Giza and the Great Light House: Session 3: Smokeless lighting. The Lovers 6, Fox [Earth], Elephant [Fire], Six of Wands, Eight of Pentacles

Campaign 2: Giza and the Great Light House: Session 4:  What the Fea?!? A year and a day!?! The Chariot 7, Wolf [Earth], Elk [Earth], Page of Swords, Nine of Cups

Campaign 2: Giza and the Great Light House: Session 5:  Power plants of Giza. Strength 8, Frog [Water], Starfish [Water], Queen of Wands, Ten of Pentacles

Campaign 2: Giza and the Great Light House: Session 6:  Cthulhu! Voodoo? Who do? You Do! The Hermit 9, Turtle [Water], Swan [Water], Ten of Swords, Six of Swords

Campaign 2: Giza and the Great Light House: Session 7:  The angel of death rises from the ocean. Wheel of Fortune 10, Bat [Air], Fire Ant [Fire], Seven of Wands, Page of Pentacles

Campaign 2: Giza and the Great Light House: Session 8:  Off to see Santa at the North pole. Justice 11, Firefly [Air], Whale [Water], King of Swords, Ace of Swords

Campaign 2: Giza and the Great Light House: Session 9:  City of dusk and dawn. The Hanged Man 12, Beaver [Water], Fish [Water], Four of Cups, Nine of Pentacles

Campaign 2: Giza and the Great Light House: Session 10: White queen. Black queen. Death 13, Dragonfly [Air], Mouse [Earth], Eight of Swords, Five of Pentacles

Campaign 2: Giza and the Great Light House: Session 11: The Atlantis Manuscripts. Temperance 14, Horse [Earth], Buffalo [Earth], Eight of Wands, Knight of Cups

Campaign 3: Atlantis at Last: Session 1: Beginning of the end. The Devil 15, Golden Egg [Spirit], Scorpion [Fire], Seven of Cups

Campaign 3: Atlantis at Last: Session 2: Don't forget your Umbra. The Tower 16, Hawk [Air], Earthworm [Earth], Three of Cups

Campaign 3: Atlantis at Last: Session 3: Pentax Shmentax! The Star 17, Crow [Air], Butterfly [Air], Four of Swords

Campaign 3: Atlantis at Last: Session 4: Robots unite! The Moon 18, Zebra [Fire], Rabbit [Earth], Seven of Pentacles

Campaign 3: Atlantis at Last: Session 5: Battle in the Pacific. The Sun 19, Cobra [Fire], Gazelle [Fire], Knight of Wands

Campaign 3: Atlantis at Last: Session 6: Shooting a bullet with a bullet. Judgement 20, Tiger [Fire], Lion [Fire], Knight of Pentacles

Campaign 3: Atlantis at Last: Session 7: Bury my heart at wounded actuator. The World 21, Cheetah [Fire], Dolphin [Water], Ace of Wands

Campaign 3: Atlantis at Last: Session 8: Power crystals in the Atlantic. The Fool 0, Lizard [Fire], Hummingbird [Air], Two of Cups

Campaign 3: Atlantis at Last: Session 9: Polar bears, wasps, and wolves. Hell yeah! The Magician 1, Bee [Air], Phoenix [Spirit], Three of Pentacles

Campaign 3: Atlantis at Last: Session 10: Where all the white haired women at? The High Priestess 2, Snake [Earth], Stingray [Water], Two of Wands

Campaign 3: Atlantis at Last: Session 11: Election year 2090. The Empress 3, Vulture [Air], Peacock [Air], Eight of Cups

Campaign 3: Atlantis at Last: Session 12: Compromise at last. The Emperor 4, Spider [Earth], Raccoon [Earth], Nine of Swords

Campaign 3: Atlantis at Last: Session 13: Ascent to Transcendence. We love Gaia day celebrated around the world. How about a game of Valhalla Ball! The Fool 0, The Lovers 6, The World 21, Otter [Water], Hyena [Fire], Unicorn [Spirit], Queen Of Swords, Ten of Cups, Six of Cups

'''DON’T DO THIS AT HOME SLEEPERS. CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CHANTRY. I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SLEEPY CREEPS TRYING TO THINK THEY ARE THE ANCIENT ROBOT MAGE! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!'''

Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there. Hallelujah, Hail Satanis, Praise Evolution,

TheBeardedDragon