User blog:SensibleCenobite/Saint Anthony and Satyrs.

One of the original cenobites, my man, saint Anthony of the Desert.

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“While traveling through the desert, Saint Anthony first found the centaur, a "creature of mingled shape, half horse half man," whom he asked about directions. The creature tried to speak in an unintelligible language, but ultimately pointed with his hand the way desired, and then ran away and vanished from sight.[26] It was interpreted as a demon trying to terrify him, or alternately a creature engendered by the desert.[27]

Saint Anthony found next the satyr, a "a manikin with hooked snout, horned forehead, and extremities like goat's feet." This creature was peaceful and offered him fruits, and when Saint Anthony asked who he was, the satyr replied, "I'm a mortal being and one of those inhabitants of the desert whom the Gentiles deluded by various forms of error worship under the names of Fauns, Satyrs, and Incubi. I am sent to represent my tribe. We pray you in our behalf to entreat the favor of your Lord and ours, who, we have learnt, came once to save the world, and 'whose sound has gone forth into all the earth.'" Upon hearing this, Saint Anthony was overjoyed and rejoiced over the glory of Christ. He condemned the city of Alexandria for worshiping monsters instead of God while beasts like the satyr spoke about Christ.[26]”

26.Vitae Patrum, Book 1a- Collected from Jerome. Ch. VI

27.  Bacchus, Francis. "CATHOLIC ENCYCLOPEDIA: Saint Paul the Hermit". Robert Appleton Company. Retrieved 4 January 2013.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_the_Great

Let me get this straight my beloved Chantry, a goat demon, or a Changeling Satyr as we know them, is more in tune with god than we are. We worship my cousins, the Satyr, more than we are able to worship God, but they seem to think we're dumb for that. We need to do some math my beloved Chantry. My goat headed cousins, the Satyrs, the philosophers that they are, seem to think we're dumb as dog shit for worshiping them, instead of the one that came to save the world {Jesus}.

Suggested Comedy: Kevin Heart, Irresponsible {London, he wants you to make some noise. No jazz hands you pussies}