User blog:SensibleCenobite/Joke of the day.

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'''WARNING: Suitable for all Acolytes and Mages. This is just fiction, duh. NOT FOR SLEEPERS. If my blog offends you at any point, you have the option to not read it. MONITOR YOUR SLEEPERS.'''

My father is in to old Henny Youngman jokes. He was a comedian back in the 60's. Check him out on YouTube. These are paraphrased.

1.  Some lady goes to the local Mage Chantry and says, "I got this ringing in my ear." The Garou Shaman thinks for a second and says "Don't answer it."

2.  Some young Lick is laying on the couch talking to her Salubri Shilmulo. Her Salubri Shilmulo asks her, "What do you do for a living?" The Cainite responds, "I'm a mechanic." The therapist thinks to herself for a bit and replies, "Get under the couch and talk about it."

'''DON’T DO THIS AT HOME SLEEPERS. CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CHANTRY. I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SLEEPY CREEPS TRYING TO THINK THEY ARE THE ANCIENT ROBOT MAGE! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!'''

Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there. Hallelujah, Hail Satanis, Praise Evolution,

SensibleCenobite