User blog:SensibleCenobite/White Wolf joke, journal, and hands of the day 4.

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Joke of the Day:

How does The Society of Leopold make holy water? They boil the hell out of it.

Dharma Journal:

Going to take a nap then finish last chapter and two appendices from Ananasi along with a recipe tonight. Everyone seems to be coping with grandpa's death well enough. Used to playing 2nd edition and D20 version of BESM. Got the new 3rd edition book and I'm excited for the campaign this Saturday.

My grandma's nurse is going to play Agent Tap the light saber wielding Android Battle-Maid that casts divine magic from Yahweh. She has a bronze inscription that reads "Agent Tap" inscribed diagonally across her back. The 'T' is in the shape of the cross. Stats to be filled in later.

My uncle is playing Average Joe the Adventurer from Outer Utopia. He was raised by his two grand fathers, The Six Billion Dollar Man and MacGyver. Average Joe has level 4 Flight [300 kph, 32 pts] and is Invisibility [Sight, 12 points]. Body 4, Mind 4, Soul 4; Mechanics 6, Technology 1, Diplomacy 5. He's looking for an area where his arthritis doesn't affect him. He's tried magic, technology, divination, and everything in between to no avail. Average Joe's best companion from Outer Utopia is Macho Kun the Mecha Dog.

Macho Kun's main roles in the group are protector and spotter. Macho Kun is also part cat, so she has four lives. She's referred to as Kun not Chan cause she's a tom boy Mecha dog. Stats to be filled in later.

My mom is playing Mother Goose. She can lay one golden egg per day and can cast three limited wishes per day. Body 3, Mind 9, Soul 9; Athletics 5, Law 4, Medicine [Herbal] 4.

I'm playing Chrome Kuruma Chan the Gun Bunny that has a custom chrome motorcycle with a side car named Walty. On the side of Walty is an arrow drawn in sharpie pointing to a rather large dent. Above the arrow it says "My old lady farted." Chrome Kuruma Chan is trained with pistols and auto mechanics in addition to being the teams ranged back up. The side car fits Average Joe, Macho Kun the Mecha Dog, and Mother Goose. Stats to be filled in later.

Cards and Thirteen numbers for the day:

The Hierophant 5, Lion [3rd Level, Fire], The Muse [Venus], Snapdragon, The Lovers 6

Blue D10s [0, 0, 3, 5, 5, 8, 8], Red D10s [0, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9]

Helping Hands for the day:

Left Hand [YouTube in general]: Thumb [MintyComedicArts [I can't watch them all]], Pointer [Metatron [Great historian and tactician], Middle Finger [Diana Davison [YouTube eye rape apologist ;)]], Ring Finger [PushingUpRoses [Very insightful David the Gnome posts], Pinkie [Rebecca Felgate [Looking hot and happy]]

Right Hand [Final Fantasy Tactics PS1]: Thumb [Alma Beoulve], Pointer [Ramza Beoulve], Middle Finger [Mustadio Bunansa], Ring Finger [Agrias Oaks], Pinkie [Construct 8]

Media for the Day:

Civilization 3/4/5/6; Sim City; Masters of Orion 2; Galactic Civilizations, Heroes of Might and Magic 3

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Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there. Hallelujah, Hail Satanis, Praise Evolution,

TheBeardedDragon