User blog:SensibleCenobite/White Wolf joke, journal, and hands of the day 5.

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Joke of the Day:

Two Wraiths walk into a bar... The third Wraith ducks.

Dharma Journal:

Finally feeling rested and got the Ananasi book review completed. I always did like Changing Breeds more than Werewolf. Going to play first session of my BESM campaign tomorrow and start playing through Hell Blade on Sunday. I'll start reading Hong Kong by Night in tandem with Hell Blade to get the ball rolling for StrangerThings. I've never researched Kindred of the East except for the FANDOM site and I'm really excited to learn new things.

Cards and Thirteen numbers for the day:

The Chariot 7, Phoenix [5th level, Spirit], Messenger [Mercury], Poppy, The Emperor 4.

Blue D10s [0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 3, 7], Red D10s [3, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9]

Helping Hands for the day:

Left Hand [Marvel Comics]: Thumb [Spider Jerusalem], Pointer [Yelena Rossini], Middle Finger [Channon Yarrow], Ring Finger [Red Sonya the She Devil With Two Swords], Pinkie [Night Crawler]

Right Hand [DC comics]: Thumb [King Mob], Pointer [Zatanna], Middle Finger [The Flash], Ring Finger [Wonder Woman], Pinkie [The Shadow]

Media for the Day:

Bob Log the 3rd [Got to see him in concert], Maria Callas [Opera Singer], Mac Dre & Mac Mall, Smoov-E, Mindless Self Indulgence [I liked these cats wayyYYY before they were famous. Jimmy Urine signed my shirt in Tokyo and I got to meet Kitty. She's really nice!].

'''DON’T DO THIS AT HOME SLEEPERS. CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CHANTRY. I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SLEEPY CREEPS TRYING TO THINK THEY ARE THE DWARVEN RUNE PRIEST SAURIAN SHAMAN! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!'''

Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there. Hallelujah, Hail Satanis, Praise Evolution,

TheBeardedDragon