User blog:SensibleCenobite/White Wolf joke, journal, and hands of the day 1.

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'''WARNING: Suitable for all Acolytes and Mages. This is just fiction, duh. NOT FOR SLEEPERS. If my blog offends you at any point, you have the option to not read it. MONITOR YOUR SLEEPERS.'''

Joke of the Day:

How many Ventrue does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Dharma Journal:

Glad I ended the chronicle as is. In hind sight it's better to give Storytellers points to connect the dots along with a base of core books to use as reference guides. They can fill in the fluff for themselves. Repurchased most of my old game library and hits me in the feels. Storytelling isn't professional, but it teaches people reading, writing, arithmetic, statistics, and basic algebra which are the foundations of IQ and wealth building. Talking, thinking, problem solving, negotiating, and telling jokes are the foundations of EQ and friendship building. It's not what you know, it's who you know. Work smarter, not harder. Well I'm a Dwarven Lizard, so know things, know people, work smarter, and work harder.

Calm [Backed off on coffee], cool [Feel great], collected [Getting sleep]. On a final note, I like using tarot and animal spirits in tandem. It gives me better "vision." I've been enjoying looking at cards in upright and in reverse order. It seems to be keeping things in perspective. I have a set of Flower oracle cards [Very determined],  sacred wealth oracle cards [Money is potential desire fulfilled], and vedic astrology cards [Indo European traditions united] on the way. I'll look for other cultures traditions and inter connected them.

Cards for the day:

Queen of Swords, Unicorn [5th level, Spirit]

Helping Hands for the day:

Left Hand [Robots]: Thumb [Chappie], Pointer [Star Tropics Rob], Middle Finger [IRobot], Ring Finger [Rosie], Pinkie [Terminator]

Right Hand [White Wolves]: Thumb [Moloke], Pointer [Ananasi], Middle Finger [Rokea], Ring Finger [Faerie Court], Pinkie [Garou]

Music for the Day:

60's: Strawberry Alarm clock, 60's: The Zombies, Jazz: Carlos Jobim, Heavy Metal: Skinless, Heavy Metal: Kataklysm

'''DON’T DO THIS AT HOME SLEEPERS. CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CHANTRY. I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SLEEPY CREEPS TRYING TO THINK THEY ARE THE ANCIENT DWARVEN RUNE PRIEST SAURIAN SHAMAN! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!'''

Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there. Hallelujah, Hail Satanis, Praise Evolution,

TheBeardedDragon