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Just for funsies, please leave your brain at home, and I'll be sure to do a serious corporation some time later, but I need to throw a pie every now and again to remember this is just a game. Since this product is 18+, I can only assume most of you know what the mile high club is, but just in case, it's where you have sex at more than one mile in the air.

I've heard of two real world examples that roughly do what I'm going to talk about, but of course I'll leave their names out of this post. I will describe a few practices that they do, just to show you I have some foundation in reality for this post [Remember that these are legitimate businesses, not strip clubs, local gym, or porn shops].

One company has some of it's servers spread their legs in above the counter menu in front of customers, with the most apathetic expression I think a cute woman could muster given her situation. The second, third, and fourth companies have their waitresses wear bikinis as they serve their clients... I swear I went there for the quality service.

The Mile High Club:

The Mile High Club is the number one provider of under dressed workers and mediocre services.

Mission statement:  The Mile Highs Club's mission statement is two fold;

1).  To provide seductive services to as many slack jawed consumers as possible.

2).  To provide employees uniforms that are an excuse to attach the word slutty before their title, like women dressed for a Halloween party.

History:

The Mile High Club was started back in 1969 by Mr. Clyde Lovelace and Miss. Ivana Tinkleton, a wealthy couple from up state New York, who randomly decided to give "sky head" a try in their personal jet, and after that they were hooked. No literally, they were wrapped around a mound of porno magazines at their local dump, which happened to be infected with an Apathy Bane, a Greed Bane, and a Seduction Bane. The next day they started The Mile High Club, and the seats have been full of morons with froth covered mouths, glazed eyes, and empty bill folds. As the airline industry got heated up, The Mile High Club decided to expand it's horizons to all service industries and their company logo can be found on all kinds of shops like coffee stands, fast food joints, and construction sites.

The Illusion:

The Mile High Club is just a friendly vendor no different than your neighborhood Plumpers, who caters to the blue collar family with it's affordable prices, waitresses in college who don't get paid enough for this crap, and cheap piss water we call beer in some parts of Gaia.

The Reality:

The Mile High Club is as diabolical as they get, so don't be fooled by those panty shots your waitress seems to be positioned to give you, it's for your partner's nasty temper. The servers are not there of their own free will and are all slaves sold to The Mile High Club by The Guild. After their souls are eaten by Rakshas the staff are implanted with an Apathy Bane, which is why they lack responsiveness. The beer is bought from King Breweries and is designed to effect the frontal lobe a bit more than your average brew, just enough to loosen those purse strings, give you a bad case of the drunger/drungies, and keep you well below 84IQ points. The children slowly become desensitized to nudity and bad behavior, as one of their parents sits there and drools lazily, eyes fixed on their server, while the other parent sits cross armed red faced with anger. With the latest trends in human insanity, the bastardization of sexuality, a few politicians' pockets' lined with cash, and a few vanilla envelopes full of blackmail, all visible work place surfaces will be covered in pornographic materials, and outright nudity will be legal by 2021.