User blog:SensibleCenobite/Quietus Thin Blood Alchemy.

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'''WARNING: Suitable for all Sires and Neonates. NOT FLEDGLINGS. This is for all Thin Bloods that are of age to drink. I thought of some ancient recipes that everyone goes Lady Gaga over. DO NOT PLAY KINGS CUP WITH BRITISH PEOPLE WITH THESE DRINKS. YOU WILL GO DOWN EVERY TIME! MONITOR YOUR FLEDGLINGS.'''

'''Quietus: Scorpion’s Touch: For all you thin bloods out there. I dug up a modified recipe I made more efficient eons ago back in Atlantis. It’s custom made to get you Zonked! '''

Bald Eagle / Quasi Dimensional Mind Warp [Upgrades to Jade Steam Dragon]:

Get a big ass fish bowl or vase on the rocks. The goofier the better. Bring your long curly straws.

1 oz gold rum

1 oz clear rum

1 oz 151 proof rum

1 oz Coconut rum

1 oz white wine

Fill half with orange juice.

Fill half with sweet and sour.

Float with Midori, blue and orange Curacao, then beer to make it a Jade Steam Dragon.

'''Quietus: Scorpion’s Touch: This one comes from a Brujah buddy of mine in New Zealand. She gave me the recipe and why should I bottle it up. You Thin Bloods are missing out.'''

Sara Bear / New Zealand Brownout

Get a tall glass or a fish bowl on the rocks.

2 oz Jagermeister

2 oz Vodka

1 oz Peach Schnapps

Fill to brim with apple juice.

WARNING: I may have mixed up the Jagermeister and Peach Schnapps. Be careful.

'''DO THIS AT HOME FLEDGLINGS. I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DUMB ASS TRYING TO THINK THEY ARE THE ANCIENT ROBOT VAMPIRE AND DRUNK DRIVE HOME! GET A DESIGNATED DRIVER OR TAXI! FORTY DOLLARS FOR A TAXI IS MUCH CHEAPER THAN A DUI. PLEASE AND THANK YOU!'''

Hope that helps some Thin Blooded Licks out there,

Sensible Cenobite