User blog:SensibleCenobite/The Hell of Upside-Down Sinners: A perfect start to a balanced sixth age.

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'''WARNING: Suitable for all Acolytes and Mages. This is just fiction, duh. NOT FOR SLEEPERS. If my blog offends you at any point, you have the option to not read it. MONITOR YOUR SLEEPERS.'''

I have a nice loop hole to end the Fifth Age and start the Sixth Age. Evidently The Hell of Upside-Down Sinners reverses anyone's nature, including Yama Kings. It turns Yama Kings into cute cuddly babies with a nice giggle face. I personally vote for the mysterious Yama King that has balanced Yin Yang and seems to offer a solution to the corruption started back in Age Two. Maybe we could petition the Jade courts to get a vote in the matter? If it's up to pure power it sounds like Emma-o stands to win it all, but even then we have an ace up our sleeves with Jizo the Wanderer.

Remember Chantry, it's only a matter of IF and WHO will rule the Sixth Age. It would be convenient to live in Never Never land on this one gang, but we got our licks coming [not Licks [Maybe those too]]. We can look life in the eyes and embrace our destiny like adults, or kick rocks and accept our fate like schmucks. It's better to embrace a Yama King that would pay the system a profit by reversing ALL but one Yama Kings bad karma's. We'll save the last mysterious Yama King for Age Seven. Let me know who you think should rule as supreme Yama King in the Sixth Age down in the comments.

'''DON’T DO THIS AT HOME SLEEPERS. CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CHANTRY. I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SLEEPY CREEPS TRYING TO THINK THEY ARE THE DWARVEN RUNE PRIEST SAURIAN SHAMAN! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!'''

Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there. Hallelujah, Hail Satanis, Praise Evolution,

TheBeardedDragon