Samuel Haight

Oh boy.

Samuel Haight, former Skin Dancer, former Mage, former Kinfolk, current ashtray somewhere in Stygia, living apostle of Crossover abuse, and possible contender with Rasputin for doofiest idea ever in the WoD.

And I bet you thought Wraiths didn't smoke, well don't tell Master Ember that. He probably made the ashtray.

Samuel Haight was an early WoD character, a Child of Gaia Kinfolk who was continuously haunted by his failure to Change. Setting out on his own, Haight learns about the power of Kindred blood and becomes and independent Ghoul. After some time, he advances from piddling ghoul to piddling Sorcerer, mastering enough Hedge Magic to create a ritual that, with the aid of 5 Garou skins would turn him into a werewolf.

I bet you didn't know Hedge Magic could do that. Most people don't. Take that Senex!

Anyway, after becoming a powerfully Wyrm tainted (of course he's wyrm tainted) kinfolk-werewolf-independent-ghoul-thingy, Haight acquires Arete.

Yes, Arete. Haight is now a Mage, with Spheres and Arete and things like that. He beats up on the Crombeys, the Strawberry Shortcake branch of the Verbena and steals a magic pumpkin branch (I swear I am not making this up), and then proceeds to Mexico City to take on the Baali Antedeluvian.

Fortunately for him, it's not an Antedeluvian, only a Methusalah. Fortunately for us, he gets reduced to a fine red paste.

Haight wakes up in the Shadowlands, and according to the Book Of Legions, ends up being Soulforged into an ornamental ashtray on a minor Hierarchy functionary's desk. Thus endeth the tale of Samuel Haight. Remember him, but don't emulate him.