User blog:SensibleCenobite/Dear teenage Toreador angels.

'''WARNING: This is to my fellow angels and how not to use their Chakar. This is for Sires and Neonates, not Fledglings. MONITOR YOUR FLEDGLINGS.'''

Dear teenage Toreador angels,

Your chakar isn’t for lighting cigarettes and joints. That comes after battle. You see a chakar was designed to disrupt the enemy before you call a charge. In ancient dwarven we would say “CRUSH!” You would begin by putting as many chakars as you could fit on your turban. Then you would take one and spin it around your pointer finger, spinning off toward the enemy like a Frisbee. They were very accurate and sharp. They took limbs and heads rather easily. So please my dearest angels, don’t disrespect a weapon of war. Use a lighter. It would be like using a katana to chop an apple.

Do Research Now:

Watch the movie “Krull” by Stanford Sherman. Please remake this movie. Someone out there, grab the fire from Stanford’s hand and convince him to remake this movie.

Thanks and please,

Sensible Cenobite