User blog:SensibleCenobite/Dear Werewolves of London.

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Dear Werewolves of London,

How did it happen??? You used to be as tough as it gets. I remember back in the early aughts {2000-2009} you used to make fun of your American cousins for the pussies that we became. We thought we were so hard with our NFL, when you had Rugby, bones that stuck through your knee, a desire to still play, a doctor who said “What are you crazy? A bones gone through your flesh!” Why?!?

Dear Werewolves of London,

I remember a movie called “Green Street Hooligans”, it was about firms. I know they're douchebags, but they were your alphas, now you've got pussies for nuts. Why?!?

Dear Werewolves of London,

Jazz hands... Why?!?

Joke of the Day: This one is from the Wisconsin Weregoat community and it goes like this. One day a shepherd's dad pulled him aside and said to him, “I know you've come of age and all young boys have needs. It's OK if you want to “take” one of the flock for the night, since it gets lonely out there. The shepherd was taken back a bit by this, but he said “OK dad.” The next night while out on pasture he thinks to himself, “This is gross, no way!” The second night while out on pasture he thinks, “Maybe, but no way!” The third night he finally thinks to himself, “What the hell, dad says it's OK. So he "takes" one of the sheep and has his way with it. The next day everyone in town laughs and points at him. The boy goes home confused and he asks his dad, “Why is everyone making fun of me?” His dad asks him, “Did you have to pick the ugliest one!?!”

Jesus is a good investor, Cthulhu says “Sanity's for the weak”, Smokey the squirrel says “Smoke a join”, Evolution will cull the weak,

Desert Ninja Spider Clowns.