User blog:SensibleCenobite/It's ALIVE!

Hi my young technology babies! I noticed my blogs are at the top of the charts. But there is one problem. I need a Hiedi Klum, Howie Mandel, Mel B, Simon Cowell, and a Terry Crews to punch my proverbial junk in to make me better. I would prefer not to live in an echo chamber and need some feedback please.

To prove that you neonates aren’t shrunken heads in vats attached to wires, PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS POLL WITH YOUR CREATURE TYPE [Vampire, Werewolf, Changeling, Abomination, Mage, Wraith, Angel, Demon, etc]:

Which is better:

1) A boat load of pirate ninjas

2) A squadron of ninja pirates

3) I ordered a true blood!

4) Penguin wrangling in a clown suit.

No one wants you to become a charted accountant. They are dreadfully boring. So please respond quickly. If you think your friends are getting close to becoming a charted accountant, make them read my blog after drinking a true blood.

Sensible answers: 1). A boat load of pirate ninjas

Sensible is an ancient robot vampire

Best wishes!,

Sensible Cenobite