User blog:SensibleCenobite/What do your hands look like? An empirical analysis.

WIKI ADVICE + OPINIONS:

You force my mighty right hand my young neonates. I have a silly hobby where I make “hands” to solve problems. A “hand” is a master mind of five entities, fictional included, that would have a lot of chi working together. Your left hand is the independent hand composed of one leader, two captains, and two jesters. Your right hand is a dwarven adamantium fist, engraved with orichalcum elven runes, covered in halfling velvet.

For example:

Demand: I need simple creative solutions and to make people laugh.

Supply a left hand:  Team "Johnny"

Johnny Dangerously : Leader : Very well spoken, creative, and funny. Has good vision.

Johnny Five : Captain : Very intelligent, curious, and funny.

Johnny Mnemonic : Captain : Very determined, witty, and good at hacking.

Johnny Cash : Jester : Very intense, entertaining, and committed.

Angry Johnny : Jester : Very angry. We all know Patton Oswald was way funnier when he was angry.

Supply a right hand:  Team "Values"

Thumb : Spirituality : Sojourn on your god/devil/evolutionary mission instead of living the mundane.

Index/Pointer : Honesty : The truth will set you free. Success is blinding. Point inward and outward.

Middle Finger : Sacrifice : Give up what you don’t need anymore. It’ll be back, better than ever!

Ring Finger : Honor : Keep your commitments. Take a bath to think about life once in a while.

Pinkie : Valor : The best grip on your sword. Self control is very critical. Everyone loves a gentle giant.

I want to see what the community can come up with. What demands do you have? Can you come up with two hands to solve it?

Please throw in a comment about two hands you can create to solve problems,

Sensible Cenobite