User blog:SensibleCenobite/I cast raise the dead on Star Wars.

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'''WARNING: An opinion poll for all Sires, Neonates, and Fledglings will ensue. Please respond generously our you will ALL BECOME CHARTED ACCOUNTANTS.'''

Star Wars sucks balls and we all know it. Mark Hamill's rage got invoked through me to write this. Please re attach Mark Hamill’s balls. I’m so sorry Mark Hamill!

Master Yowzers : Jeff Gold bloom

Master Diseasius The Street Wise : Christopher Walken

J5K5 the Cussing Robot : Jack Black and Lewis Black

Princess Oh My Godda : Oh what’s her face? Maybe Summer Glau?

Listen for once my creatures of the night! PLEASE RESPOND WITH WHAT YOU THINK IS BEST!

I AM DOMINATING YOU TO RESPOND WITH YOUR PICK OF CAST MEMBERS FOR THIS SCRIPT THAT WE WILL SEND DEMOCRATICALLY TO HOLLYWOOD. LOOK INTO MY EYES!

Thank you and please,

Sensible Cenobite