User blog:SensibleCenobite/White Wolf joke, journal, and hands of the day 2.

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Joke of the Day:

A Giovanni Fledgling asks her Mentor for $50. Her mentor turns around and says “$40, what do you need $20 for?”

A Brujah Fledgling asks her Mentor for $50. Her mentor laughs and walks away.

A Ravnos Fledgling asks her Mentor for $50. Her mentor looks at some woman walking by and says “Give me a second.”

Dharma Journal:

StrangerThings contacted the Chantry asking for help with some historical research on the Kuei-Jin, cyber punk, and gun bunnies. Good Stuff. Since the Ascent to Transcendence campaign is fleshed out I'll switch pro nuns every book instead of every campaign. I'll stick with she until Ananasi is done. I'm going to keep my commitment and give up the 60 day devoted badge to prove a point. It's a participation trophy and I need to take a day off and go hiking or something. I'll finish Ananasi and then Hell Blade before I go on helping StrangerThings. After my mini break, I'll of course keep posting daily jokes, journals, hands, media suggestions, and recipes.

Cards and Thirteen numbers for the day:

Seven of Wands, Lizard [3rd rank, Fire], Blue D10s [0, 1, 3, 4, 8, 9, 9], Red D10s [0, 3, 3, 6, 8, 8]

Helping Hands for the day:

Left Hand [Pen and Paper]: Thumb [Big Eyes Small Mouth], Pointer [Kindred of the East], Middle Finger [Shadowrun], Ring Finger [Promethean], Pinkie [Wraiths]

Right Hand [Resolution Mechanisms]: Thumb [Animal Spirit cards], Pointer [Tarot Cards], Middle Finger [Paper/Rock/Scissors/Lizard/Spock], Ring Finger [Dice/Coins], Pinkie [Referee]

Games for the Day:

"Alpha Centauri", by Brian Reynolds; "Dungeons of Dreadmore", by Gaslamp Games, INC.; "Shadowrun Returns", by Harebrained Schemes.

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Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there. Hallelujah, Hail Satanis, Praise Evolution,

TheBeardedDragon