Tepet Fokuf

An unpleasant nonentity, chosen by the Senate  because of his profound disinterest in politics, his incompetence, lack of willpower and general expendability should the Empress return and eliminate whomever sits on the throne when she returns. Fokuf spends all of his time masturbating to the more explicit passages in the Immaculate Texts

In one of the alternate scenarios offered in Exalted: The Authocthonians, Fokuf is a considerably more Machiavellian figure. Hiding his ambition and talent in a thick veneer of incompetence and addlemindedness, he takes over the Realm and declares himself Emperor.