User blog:SensibleCenobite/White Wolf joke, journal, and hands of the day 7.

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Joke of the Day:

What's smarter than a talking dog Familiar? A spelling bee Familiar.

Dharma Journal:

I like Jealousy the least of the seven deadly sins, but I thought of useful by product of jealousy. I read once that it's a corrosive thread, which is bad ninety nine times out of one hundred. However, if you come under the effects of a Charm Spell, the cool flames of anger in addition to a DASH of jealousy COULD maybe smack the record into position. I prefer apathy, but It's the Fools path. On an interesting note, I just pulled Poppy for the third time in a row, which means I need to take more time off and sleep. I'm delaying the Hell Blade play through and World of Darkness: Hong Kong, sorry StrangerThings, but the rest and sleep have been amazing.

Cards and Thirteen numbers for the day:

The Emperor 4, Whale [4th level, Water], Ragnarok 33, The Celebrity, Cauldron [Synergy and Healing], Poppy, The Chariot 6

Blue D10s [1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 7], Red D10s [2, 5, 7, 8, 8, 9]

Helping Hands for the day:

Left Hand [DhyaanGuru Dr. Nipun Aggarwal Chants]: Thumb [Om Nama Shiviay], Pointer [Mantra For Depression and Anxiety], Middle Finger [Karma Shanti Mantra], Ring Finger [Hallelujah], Pinkie [Secret Monk Sounds For Brain and Body Power]

Right Hand [Hell Hound's choice of super heroes]: Thumb [Ant-man], Pointer [Captain Marvel], Middle Finger [Doctor Strange], Ring Finger [The Wasp], Pinkie [Hulk]

Media for the Day:

I see "Krull" is on the top 10 worst movies. I see what they're saying, but 80's cheese had it's place in time. Is it 80's cheese? Yes. Is the message good? In my opinion, yes. Is a remake needed? I think so. Maybe we could stop remaking Spider Man and start remaking 80's cheese. Turn lead into gold. Gold doesn't need to become gold. That's the ticket. Start taking the top 10 worst movies and turn them to the top 10 best movies.

Classic Tunes:  Abba, "Dancing Queen"; A-ha, "Take on me"; White Zombie; Jefferson Airplane, "White Rabbit"; Pink Floyd, "Arnold Layne"; Pink Floyd, "See Emily Play"

Movies:  Bebe’s Kid’s, Friday, Never Ending Story, Land Before Time One, Willow, Loaded Weapon

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Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there. Hallelujah, Hail Satanis, Praise Evolution,

TheBeardedDragon