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Dear Werewolves of Massachusetts,

Life's a bitch, then you marry one. Then it's hell, or you're in Texas.

Dear Werewolves of Massachusetts,

Not even third wave feminists want your help.

https://lawandcrime.com/opinion/massachusetts-democrat-proposes-inane-bill-to-make-it-illegal-to-call-someone-a-bitch/

Dear third wave feminists,

Queen Victoria's Wraith thinks you're pernicious.

Dear third wave feminists,

It's been shown time and time again that, “Women make seventy cents on the dollar compared to men”, is false {There is no smoking gun as it were}. At best, they can find that women make a few cents less per dollar, but that's not the problem. If you saved ten percent for savings, ten percent for investing, and ten percent for charity, it wouldn't matter if you made a few cents less per dollar. The problem is that we live pay check to pay check, and anything times zero is zero. Read Kim Kiyosaki's book, “Rich Woman,” and she talks all about it. For whatever reason Kim thinks the wage gap exists as well, but it doesn't matter, since she won't let you be a victim, and if you were your own boss, you would get paid whatever you could afford.

Joke of the day: How many SNOWFLAKES does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but you had better have as many light bulbs as there are SNOWFLAKES.

Suggested Comedy:

Chris Rock, “Bigger and Blacker”

Eddie Murphy, “Raw”

Dave Chapelle, “Sticks and Stones”

John Mulaney, “Kid Gorgeous”

Bill Burr, “Paper Tiger”

Rita Rudner, “Born to be Mild”

George Carlin

Joan Rivers

Mitch Hedberg

Lewis Black

Jim Jefferies

Book list:

“Rich Woman,” by Kim Kiyosaki

“The Art of Money Getting, or Golden Rules for Making Money,” by P. T. Barnum

“The Way to Wealth,” by Benjamin Franklin

Ananasa is the spiritual embodiment of Kali. When Kali does her death dance on stupids, we laugh, #Free Ananasa from prison,

Desert Ninja Spider Clowns