User blog:SensibleCenobite/Mokole pirate ninja jokes.

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'''WARNING: Suitable for all Acolytes and Mages. This is just fiction, duh. NOT FOR SLEEPERS. If my blog offends you at any point, you have the option to not read it. MONITOR YOUR SLEEPERS.'''

I wanted to start the day with some jokes and a recipe before I finish Ananasa. The Greek apology at the end will be totally worth it.

Pirate Joke 1:

Q:  What's a pirate's favorite kind of movie?

A:  Arghhh rated.

Pirate Joke 2:

A pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says, "What's up with the wheel on your crotch?" The pirate says, "Arghhh, it's driving me nuts!"

'''DON’T DO THIS AT HOME SLEEPERS. CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CHANTRY. I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SLEEPY CREEPS TRYING TO THINK THEY ARE THE ANCIENT ROBOT MAGE! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!'''

Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there,

SensibleCenobite