User blog comment:SensibleCenobite/It's ALIVE!/@comment-27830834-20190210220125/@comment-38456962-20190210231156

Well the peoples vote goes to a squadron of ninja pirates. It reminds me of this time I was in ancient Japan spreading Buddhism and teaching basic martial arts. I met a confused Caitiff chronicler who ran a band of desert ninja spider clowns way back in the day. Let me think about it for a while and I'll post it up. When I'm in an existential crisis I play "Straw Dew Valley." It makes me a better person.