User blog:SensibleCenobite/Natural born killers. Observations I've made about role playing games in general.

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'''WARNING: This observation of RPGs is for Sires and Neonates. Fledglings really wouldn’t understand. Unless you’re a desert ninja spider clown. MONITOR YOUR FLEDGLINGS.'''

Natural born killers. Observations I’ve made about role playing games in general.

Welcome to my fellow Ananasi. Warriors of Light, we’ve taken up the path to mass murder for god knows what half the time. Most of the time we just stood there watching it build into something we have to beat the shit out of later. For the love of YAHWEH, THROW A GOD DAMN PIE OR SOMETHING. I get it, I didn’t like Kefka much either, he’s kind of a mega dick, but for some reason Azazel and his cousin had business with the planet back then. I don’t know! They’re the angels of death.

Let’s make an RPG where instead of playing the RPG to mass murder people, we could all play volley ball instead. Also, I like chromatic orbs and want to have a Knight, White Wizard, Black Wizard, Red Wizard, Ninja, and Monk in my party. Why not? Who makes a four fingered sword? Six fingered swords!

Please and thank you,

Sensible Cenobite