User blog:SensibleCenobite/My uncle Bastet.

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My adopted uncle is a Bastet and here are a few of the stories he used to tell to the cubs. Snowflakes please pay attention.

My uncle Bastet and uncle Gurahl used to be truckers, who were strong men back in the 70's, and after some deep cups they made a bet to see if Bastet could push a full rig in neutral across the parking lot, without powers, in human form. Gurahl thought he was the winner as Bastet calmly pushed on the truck for like twenty minutes, but after so much anticipation, a casual smile on his face the whole time, Bastet slowly pushes the eighteen wheeler across the parking lot. This is just a guess, but it seems Nintendo thumbs and WASD carpal tunnels have cost men their upper body strength.

Bastets can be charmers and my uncle was top notch, even brazen enough to hit on women randomly, ask them what classes they were in {Even if they attended different schools}, and register for those classes. He still managed to graduate from high school and got more ladies than he could shake a stick at. Statistically if you ask thirty people out, one will say yes, and this even applies to random e-mails to famous people.

In the 1970's the dollar was much more valuable than it is today, and back then a good concert was $70,  adjusted for inflation is $462.11, which is a lot of money to go to a concert. Does this stop a Bastet who pushes a truck and trailer across a parking lot on a bet, or hits on women in different schools and classes and still graduates? No Chantry. Does he get a JOB {Just Over Broke}? No Chantry. He collects cans for a few weeks with his homies, then they all get front row seats to the Pink Floyd concert.

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