User blog:SensibleCenobite/White Wolf joke, journal, and hands of the day 10.

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Joke of the Day:

What's the difference between a garage full of dead Fera and a garage with my car in it? I don't have a garage with a car in it }:)

Dharma Journal:

Felt good to get the book review done for World of Darkness: Hong Kong. StrangerThings and I seem to be coming up with some good ideas. I got a few plot points laid out that mixed ideas from Shadowrun and the Hong Kong supplement. I re watched "Fist of Fury" for the gazillionth time and it still holds up even though I can spot the bloopers now. Next book review will be The 1000 Hells which deals with Yomi Wan, a really really horrible place(s).

My dearest Chantry members. We all know that playing Scoobie Doo and Ouija boards have been banned by yours truly. Well I got a story to back that up. A friend of mine was with her sisters/cousins when they were all about fourteen or so. They were sitting in a circle with some candles lit and they had the Ouija board set up. They planchette goes nuts and someone named Sara wants to use her body like a puppet and live inside of her for the rest of eternity. No thanks Sara the Wraith. That's tame. Next is creepier. Some guy who was "asleep" in New York starts possessing the planchette and is in no mode to "TALK". He gets pissed and says that they will suffer for what they did. About a week later, her friend get's into a fatal car crash. WE DO NOT PLAY WITH OUIJA BOARDS IN THIS CHANTRY. Thank you.

Cards and Thirteen numbers for the day: Cards are read right side up and in reverse

Got my new set of Angel Cards in the mail today. "The 72 Angel Cards; Dreams - Signs - Meditation", by Kaya Christiane Muller

Order of cards: Tarot, Animal Spirit, Viking Oracle, Halloween Oracle, Sacred Wealth Code, Angel Cards, Magic of Flowers, Tarot

The Magician 1, The Norns 39, Jack-O'-Lantern [Protection], The Celebrity [Sun], Rochel 69, Dahlia, Eight of Swords

Blue D10s [4, 5, 5, 5, 8, 9, 9], Red D10s [0, 1, 6, 8, 8, 9]

Helping Hands for the day:

Left Hand [Ninja Turtles]: Thumb [Leonardo], Pointer [Donatello], Middle Finger [Michelangelo], Ring Finger [April O' Neil], Pinkie [Raphael]

Right Hand [Heavy Metal]: Thumb [Harry Canyon], Pointer [Loc Nar], Middle Finger [Taarna the Taarakian], Ring Finger [Katherine], Pinkie [Den]

Media for the Day:

"Rapture", by Blondie; "Cannonball", by the Breeders; "Seether", by Veruca Salt; "Jane Says", by Jane's Addiction; "Rock Lobster", by the B-52s

'''DON’T DO THIS AT HOME SLEEPERS. CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CHANTRY. I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SLEEPY CREEPS TRYING TO THINK THEY ARE THE DWARVEN RUNE PRIEST SAURIAN SHAMAN! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!'''

Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there. Hallelujah, Hail Satanis, Praise Evolution,

TheBeardedDragon