User blog:SensibleCenobite/White Wolf joke, journal, and hands of the day 12.

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Joke of the Day:

What has thirty thousand legs and still can't walk? A Ananasi Colony full of Jerry's kids.

Dharma Journal:

Caught up at last! Taxes... taxed. Car... repaired. Local game shop... helped. Garden... almost complete. I'll post pictures when everything is potted, consolidated, and looking pretty for the season. Book reviews and hooks as I settle back into my muse, work for the unenlightened. I get to deliver food all day and listen to "Building Great Sentences", by Brooks Landon. Four completed so far and at this pace I should have it done in a week or so.

StrangerThings, I'll continue with Shadow Wars, Killing Streets, and Big Eyes Small Mouth [Light hearted].

Cards and Thirteen numbers for the day: Cards are read right side up and in reverse

Order of cards: Tarot, Animal Spirit, Viking Oracle, Halloween Oracle, Sacred Wealth Code, Angel Cards, Magic of Flowers, Tarot

The Lovers 6, The Lion [3rd level; Fire], Jera 12, Ghost [Regret], The Mystic [Ketu], Lily, Cahetel 8, The Star 17

Blue D10s [2, 3, 4, 4, 7, 9, 0], Red D10s [4, 6, 8, 9, 0, 0]

Helping Hands for the day:

Left Hand [ThunderCats]: Thumb [Jaga the Wise], Pointer [Lion-O], Middle Finger [Tygra], Ring Finger [Panthro], Pinkie [Cheetara]

Right Hand [The Goonies]: Thumb [Michael "Mikey" Walsh], Pointer [Richard "Data" Wang], Middle Finger [Clark "Mouth" Devereaux], Ring Finger [Andy Carmichael], Pinkie [ Sloth Fratelli "Heyyy you guyyys!!!]

Media for the Day:

Movie - Kung Fury; Movie - Kung Pow; Movie - Big Trouble in Little China

'''DON’T DO THIS AT HOME SLEEPERS. CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CHANTRY. I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SLEEPY CREEPS TRYING TO THINK THEY ARE THE DWARVEN RUNE PRIEST SAURIAN SHAMAN! PLEASE AND THANK YOU!'''

Hope that intrigues some Creatures of the Night out there. Hallelujah, Hail Cthulhu, Praise Evolution,

TheBeardedDragon